- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

The New York Giants

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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