- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

vote this down and i will DOX you

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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