why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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