- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

wael.. nuff said

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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