- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

i hate non minorities!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A paralysed man falls over.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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