Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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no really what are ur names?

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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John Cena for president

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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