I will create more jobs for americans

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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women's rights.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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silver bullet?

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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