- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Long joke Your such a downey

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

ever tried african food? they neither

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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