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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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