- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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