What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Fat people

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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