- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

woman's rights

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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