- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

silver bullet?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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