What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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