Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Religion.

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