- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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