- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

my gramma died

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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