- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why can't february march Because april may

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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