How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's 9 + 10 19

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