A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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John Cena

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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