- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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