- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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