What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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