- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

I have a really funny joke.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

You had better thumbs up this post.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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