A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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