What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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kk

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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