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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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