- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

i like men but im not gay

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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