- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

my whole life!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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