Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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