roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

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