- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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