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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Justin beiber's penis

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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