- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a duck?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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