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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Pickles are powerful

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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