The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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