- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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