- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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