Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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