Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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