- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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