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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.