- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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