- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

my whole life!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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