In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Penis

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why so serious ?

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