- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

my whole life!

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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