- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Penis

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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