what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

PIED NINNY!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

womens rights

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

what is orange? an orange

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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