- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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