A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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