- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's worse than this That :(

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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