How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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