- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas