whats green and lives in the water

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

123 f*ck off

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Christ is a conspiracy

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

the economy.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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