- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

anti jokes are for fags

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

my whole life!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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