- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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