- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

my whole life!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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