- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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