- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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