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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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