Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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