- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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