- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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