why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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