I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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HEY!

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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