How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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