Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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