- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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