When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

This is a joke.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

my whole life!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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