- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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