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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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