- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.