What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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