if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Women's rights

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Anti Joke

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