A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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