- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Pickles are powerful

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Women's rights

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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