- Anti Joke

If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Pickles are powerful

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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