Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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