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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Justin beiber's penis

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the old man say? Im old

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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