What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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