- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Chicken

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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