Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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