Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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