- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

im gay

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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