DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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