Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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