- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!