- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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