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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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