Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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