- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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