A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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hi

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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