- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

i dont care if you rate me or not

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

silver bullet?

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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