What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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DEATH.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Your mother just died.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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