- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

silver bullet?

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

12/23/2012

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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