- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what tall and looks like a jew?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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