- Anti Joke

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I C U P White stuff

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.