What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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SEX

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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