- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats white jizz

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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