- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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