- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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