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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why didn't he finish his

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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